Author: Barney Stinson

The Mermaid Theory

SUMMARY: In conclusion, The Mermaid Theory proves that a chick’s hotness – as measured in units of how much you want to bone her – increases in direct proportion to the time exposed to her. (SEE ATTACHED...

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BLITZ

Recently I was accused of being “The Blitz” – a cursed creature doomed to leave a gathering right before things get awesome. Of course since the second I leave a gathering, so does awesome, it’s...

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No porn? No prob!

It has come to my attention that many bros are suffering from a very serious medical condition: Pornemia – the inadequate consumption of porn. The causes can be manifold: • Can’t afford spicier cable channels •...

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A life of awesome

What if you could travel back in time to witness the birth of awesomeness? This winter, you can, when The National Stinsonian Institution presents its newest and grandest traveling exhibition, “Barney Stinson: A Life of...

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Calling all hotties

November 01, 2010 Spielberg, Scorsese, Ratner… Know why these giants of the silver screen got into the movies? The casting couch. What other job has attractive women fighting for a chance to spend time alone in a room with...

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