The twelve days of Christmas

Good little bros and broettes, the holiday season is upon us, and as is the tradition, I thought I’d share some of my favorite holiday classics with you. Here are a couple selections that I like to sing at the holidays, and as always, be sure to pick up a copy of my new Christmas CD, “The First Bro-el,” available in stores somewhere.

 

Enjoy such timeless classics as… The Twelve Days of Christmas:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Twelve plays a-running
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Eleven lasers tagging
On the tenth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Ten men a-winging
On the ninth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Nine dancers stripping
On the eighth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Eight MILF’s a milking
On the seventh day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Seven blondes a-swimming
On the sixth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Six G’s for gambling
On the fifth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Fiiiiiive fingers up top!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Four call girls
On the third day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Three French maids
On the second day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Two chicks at once
On the first day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: A bottle of Macallan 30.

And who could forget, Feliz Not-A-Dad?

Feliz Not-a-dad
Feliz Not-a-dad
Feliz Not-a-dad
No prospero’ed ninos, ‘cause I’m not-a-dad

And of course, everyone’s favorite, Away With a Stranger!

Away with a stranger,
We went right to bed
The little Lord Stinson
Finished then fled

 

  • https://twitter.com/happybitchday Helin Stinson

    Barney seviş benimle aşkım A:SDAS:DaDAS:D:AS

  • Ashley

    these are sooooo wrong. funny but wrong.

  • dumdum

    Well done bro, i am proud of you.

  • Erin

    these are awesome songs

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