Good little bros and broettes, the holiday season is upon us, and as is the tradition, I thought I’d share some of my favorite holiday classics with you. Here are a couple selections that I like to sing at the holidays, and as always, be sure to pick up a copy of my new Christmas CD, “The First Bro-el,” available in stores somewhere.
Enjoy such timeless classics as… The Twelve Days of Christmas:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Twelve plays a-running
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Eleven lasers tagging
On the tenth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Ten men a-winging
On the ninth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Nine dancers stripping
On the eighth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Eight MILF’s a milking
On the seventh day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Seven blondes a-swimming
On the sixth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Six G’s for gambling
On the fifth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Fiiiiiive fingers up top!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Four call girls
On the third day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Three French maids
On the second day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Two chicks at once
On the first day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: A bottle of Macallan 30.
And who could forget, Feliz Not-A-Dad?
Feliz Not-a-dad
Feliz Not-a-dad
Feliz Not-a-dad
No prospero’ed ninos, ‘cause I’m not-a-dad
And of course, everyone’s favorite, Away With a Stranger!
Away with a stranger,
We went right to bed
The little Lord Stinson
Finished then fled