Barney's Blog

A rose by any other name

Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly, we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no interest in mathematics… which is kind of okay because let’s face it, math blows.

Of more concern, however, is a general lack of creative inventiveness. No where is this more evident in the stage names our precious adult entertainers have chosen for themselves. Below is a list of some terrible stripper names I encountered last night.
TERRIBLE STRIPPER NAMES
Beefo
Pontiac
Grover Cleavage
Hepatitia
Gert
Turnip
Halitosis
Frank
Inflammatia
Methy
Contagia
Alimony
Plasma
Varicosia
Timeshare
Libya
Hivey
Panda
Obesity
Cauliflower
Purgatory
Melons DeGenerous
Influenza
Ammonia
Diabetes
Popcorn
Obsolescence
Bobo
Sludge
Gordita
Clumpy

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  • Aumayr Gerald

    heyy Gert my name is Geri :))

  • Remmaz

    is it Panda? or Pound her! Am I Right or am I right!?

    Somebody bump this!

    • LegenWaitForItDary

      *leaves you hanging*

  • Guest

    really funny

  • Wildcat12457

    SEXY NAMES

  • Tmsjrstjstms

    Hey bobo’s my sister

  • Stephen

    hilarious 😀

  • Anonymous

    Can’t wait more to see who is the mother in the final season! You said the creativity has decreased. Well, how creative are the producers to make a good end to this awesome film? I don’t think this is gonna be that well-organized!!!

  • Tmsjrstjstms

    Hey bobo’s my sister

    LOL that must be sad -.-

  • Frankfox

    Awwww those poor girls cant even come up with good stage names:,(

  • Willow Awesome

    purgatory…………….really…………REAALLLLLYYY!!!!

  • Lunartists

    You are so awesome Barney 😀 !!!!

  • Sascha

    does barney play minecraft??? :-)

    • tedmosby

      he says he doesnt…but yea, as swarley would say, he thinks its legen…wait for it … dery.

  • barneystwin

    Are you kidding? I would let diabetes give me a lap dance.. 6 out of 7 nights a week.

  • dibs on the third nanny

    the man gets it

  • someone from iran

    yes.but Who is at fault??
    who barney?

  • Bojanmilic84

    has there been any woman on this blog, ever? i would like to hear females opinion about some of your posts

  • Ashley

    hahahaha! thats awesome! just because im a girl doesnt mean i can’t enjoy some awesome shit! Barney Stinson is da man!

  • kamille

    yeah. hahah just because we’re women doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy this crap. hahah.

  • Union_jack00

    Wow :)

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    That’s awesome