Oh Canada!

funny, I’m reading all this in my mind with his AWSOME voice XD

Funny it is legendary

Law enforcement Mountie John McClane
This alone shows the difference in awesomeness.

Great information you have shared with us.I would never have normally come here to read the blogs but I’m really glad I did. I will definitely be coming back.

Here’s one I made earlier:

The
United Kingdoms of ABSOLUTELY AMAZING Britain
and Northern Ireland

Population

c. 65 million

Official Language

English, Cymru, Gaelic, Scottish
Gaelic, Irish, Celtic, Ulster Scots, Scots, Cornish, (Olde) Anglican, Yorke

Government

Parliamentary democracy and
constitutional monarchy,

Flag

Union Flag (unless flown at sea,
then the Union Jack): St George’s Cross (white with red ‘+’) on top of Saint
Andrew’s Cross (blue with white ‘x’) on top of Saint Patrick’s Cross (white
with red ‘x’)

Currency

Pound Sterling (Quid), livestock

Favourite sport

Cricket, Football (not ‘soccer’), Golf, Rugby, Rounders

National anthem

“God Save the Queen” – UK,
Commonwealth
Also note: “Londonderry Air” – N.I.; “Land of
Hope and Glory” (honorary) – England; “Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau” – Wales; “Scots
Wha Hae”, “Scotland the Brave” (honorary) – Scotland

Landmarks

London Eye, Houses of Parliament,
Buckingham Palace, 221B Baker Street, the BBC, Westminster Abbey, Stonehenge,
Giant’s Causeway, Covent Garden, the Mall, Trafalgar Square, all those
Museums ten times the size of the Smithsonian, pretty much anything, really.
Heck, my school is older than America, come visit that!

General Demeanour

Polite-ish. Depends, really.

Law enforcement

Bobbies/ Cop(per)s/ (the) Fuzz

Gun policy

Air rifles, BB guns: fire away
Others: prove you can shoot it,
then fire away!

Healthcare system

Universal and free

Famous musicians

Van Morrison, Katherine Jenkins, Spice
Girls – Victoria Beckham – Emma Bunton – Melanie ‘Mel’ C, Tom Jones, Dame
Gwyneth Jones, Sir Geraint Evans, Aled Jones, Dame Anne Evans, Bonnie Tyler,
Charlotte Church, Dame Shirley Bassey, Duffy, Manic Street Preachers,
Stereophonics, Lostprophets, The Hennesseys, Thomas Tallis, William Byrd,
Henry Purcell, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Queen, Rod
Stewart, The Rolling Stones, Jessie J, Ed Sheeran, Chameleon Circuit, Girls
Aloud – Cheryl Cole, Arthur Sullivan, Gustav Holst, Edward Elgar, Hubert
Parry, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Benjamin Britten, The Verve, Radiohead,
Catatonia, Travis, Elbow, Embrace, Starsailor, Doves, Keane, Snow Patrol,
Coldplay, Take That – Robbie Williams, Franz Ferdinand, Editors, The
Fratellis, Placebo, Razorlight, Kaiser Chiefs, The Kooks, Arctic Monkeys, Amy
Winehouse, Paloma Faith, the Sugababes, Leona Lewis, The Wanted, One
Direction, Laura Marling, Noah and the Whale, Mumford & Sons, Johnny Flynn,
Will Young, Gareth Gates, Natasha Bedingfield, Joss Stone, Adele, Jay Sean, Findlay
Napier and the Bar Room Mountaineers, Pearl and the Puppets, Dizzee Rascal,
Lady Sovereign, Taio Cruz, Example, Tinchy Stryder, Chipmunk, Tinie Tempah,
Roll Deep, Plan B, Gorillaz, Lily Allen, KT Tunstall, Little Boots, Ellie
Goulding, La Roux, James Blunt, Muse

Best place to eat

Maxwell’s (Covent Garden), T. G. I.
Friday’s, KFC

Chicks

the Queen, Karen Gillan, Jenna-Louise Coleman –
all those off ‘Doctor Who’, Princess Catherine Duchess of Cambridge, Jessica
Brown-Findlay – all those off ‘Downton Abbey’, Zoe Salmon – all those off
Blue Peter, etcetera.

As you can see, SO much better here in Britain, in Europa (that’s what we call ‘Europe’) compared to Canadia and the States.

I’M A PROUD CANADIAN