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Barney Stinson's favorite things

Barney here. As you all know, I’m a big ol’ giver. I like to get in there and just give hard. So this week, partly inspired by the holidays but mostly inspired by my massive bonus check, I decided to elevate my giving to a new level of awesome.

You may have heard about an anonymous donor anonymously showering the patrons of MacLaren’s Pub with hundreds of anonymous gifts. Well, that awesome anonymous donor was me. Shhh… don’t tell anyone.

Here’s a list of what I gave:

Pez dispensers

Velour tracksuits

Lap dances at the Lusty Leopard

Barney Stinson novelty condoms (extra thin, for his pleasure)

Remote controlled dinosaurs

Silk neckties (water resistant up to 100 meters)

Hypercolor t-shirts

Digital barbeque tongs

Zune mp3 players (Cobra Kai limited edition)

Whoopie cushions

Autographed copies of “The Playbook” (available wherever books are sold, seriously)

Snap bracelets

Hoverboards (they don’t work on water, you bojos)

Gorgonzola cheese wedges

“I Love NY” mousepads

AM/FM alarm clocks (with built-in high-definition cameras)

Bootleg copies of “Space Teens” (with deleted, unrated scenes)

Gift certificates to Emilio’s Tailor Shop

Actual working light sabers


Hugh Hefner life-size cutouts

Mini-trampolines (ladies only)

Armani pocket squares

Box of hair products (stolen from Ted’s bathroom)

In addition to my generosity at the bar, I’ll be donating to the following charities:

Feed the Cute Children

Doctors Without Pants


Defenders of Nightlife

NPR (National Pubic Radio)

The Red Polka-Dot Cross

Designer Shoes for the Homeless

Society for the Immediate Banishment of Brassieres

Athletic Police League

Save the Puppies

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Blondes

The Rockettes

International Organization for the Enhancement of Mammary Glands

St. Nude’s Research Hospital

NRDC (Naughty Resource Defense Council)

Oxfam Acapulco

  • Philip

    Hey i wonder whats the name of the song playing in Season 4 EP 1 “Do i know you” when barney speaks of Bimbos ! I would love to get my hands on that song!!!

    Regards, Philip!

  • Barney puts Oprah’s favortite things to shame! I love this show.

  • Could you e-mail me with most suggestions & guidelines on how you produced your web page look this amazing, I’d be appreciative.

  • pranjal

    barney….you jus ROCK!!!!

  • Ali

    which season and episode is this picture from?

    • Oboroni

      I am too lazy to look for the title, but it is from the episode where they all think that Lilly is pregnant (should be early or mid-season 6). In the end Barney acts like Oprah spreading gifts in the McLarence: “YOU get a lapdance, YOU get a lapdance, YOU’ll give me a lapdance, YOU get a lapdance …” 😀

  • Brotato

    Give me the space teens DVD and I’m good 😀


    Segway! What up?!