Landmarks

Forget every other rule I’ve ever stated because every other rule I’ve ever stated is old and I have only one rule: New is always better. That being said, there are some places on the Earth, older places – that are pretty cool and shouldn’t necessarily be replaced by newer ones or augmented with bigger boobs.

Below is a list of locations that have earned “landmark” status in my own life.

MY BED: The epicenter of awesomeness. It should be preserved and studied for future generations; many of whom may have been conceived in, on, or under it.

JESSE LANGDORF’S CHILDHOOD HOUSE: Who is Jesse Langdorf? Shame on you for not knowing he was the American tailor who invented the all-weather wrinkle free neck-tie. Pay homage.

CIRO’S PIZZERIA, EAST MEADOW, NY: Drunk, stranded, and disoriented after learning the exciting way why they’re called bridge and tunnel chicks, this local pizza joint totally Bro’d me out with two slices and a half dozen g-knots before directing me to the nearest train station.

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN:
World famous arena home to countless classic boxing matches, basketball games, and concerts, this hallowed ground also played host to a thrilling, white-knuckle overtime event in section 323 during an otherwise ho-hum Rangers’ game between me, a chick named Cindy, and her flexible friend; Sarah? Sasha? Something with an “S” :)

MACLAREN’S BATHROOM: Where I met my best friend Ted Mosby and totally changed his life. Also where I met many of Ted’s dates and totally changed their lives for a solid 5 to 7 minutes. Shhhh!

EMPIRE STATE BUILDING:
Cool building that resembles a giant, Art Deco penis.

LUSTY LEOPARD VIP ROOM: Let’s just say you’ll need an ultraviolet light to see my signature.

LINCOLN CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS: What? A Bro can’t take an evening off and enjoy the Royal Shakespeare Company? Jeeze Louise. Also, I once banged a ballerina backstage.

THE ARCADIAN: Hahahaha! Totally kidding. Tear that bitch down.

SAL’S LASER TAG EMPORIUM, WEST NYACK, NY: A young, unranked laser tag player wins his first invisibility match (and coupon for 1 free funnel cake). That player’s name? Barney Stinson. True story.

  • Kushal

    hey dude u r awesome i m not writing bro u know y …. just started reading ur book The Bro Code !!!! Well i m frm India & a huge fan of urs keep it up Barnical….

  • http://www.facebook.com/jovianoelan Elan

    I just read ‘The Playbook’. It is totally legen- wait for it… a little longer…that’s it-DARY! :D

  • Diana Air

    I wish that you were for real, cause I would totally date you!

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  • BogoBog

    Cool story bro.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=213200076 Aisha Rosario

    Oh Barney, I hope to meet you someday. You are such an inspiration!

  • Carlos

    Just awesome! read the blog every day!

  • Big Dan

    You ultimate man Barney Stinson!!

  • http://gedankenexit.blogspot.com/ gedanken

    You are so cool.

  • Nazblue

    Dude , u hv changed my view of Empire State Building like forever…..!!!!

  • Simon

    Love the How i Met Your Mother episodes when you sing, best singer… wait for it… EVER!!!! True Story

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    Legen…wait for it…. DARY!

  • Barney junior

    Dude u are like a god to me,.. I don’t mind just being ur rebound bro coz if I ever meet u I’ll say this one thing that’ll totally surprise u.. N I’m pretty sure u will be my wingman someday

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  • Andy

    Barney, you are by far the smartest man I know. Please fill my mind with more of your immaculate wisdom…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001030066744 Ζωης Κακιωνης

    Does this mean, that we haven’t to buy ‘The Bro-Code’?

  • Frida Norman

    Barney, i dont know what to say.. You’r like my god and inspiration.
    Keep on writing.

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  • Carlos_CL

    My god! A couple months ago I visited this almost every day without any update, stopped for a couple weeks and now we have like 8 new entries! Awesome, keep this going bro!

    Cya broda!

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