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Father & son

Beautiful babies,

One of my all-time favorite songs is the Cat Stevens classic “Father & Son,” which is about an aging father trying to impart his son with the wisdom he’s learned throughout the course of his life. Or, it’s about acid. I go back and forth. Anyway, I reconnected with my own father and, in doing so, was reminded of the various ways in which fathers can help their sons, primarily through assisting in sexual plays.

Here’s a list of the ones I’m working on…

The Oedipus Rex

The Guess What Else Runs in the Family?

The Houdini and Son

The Wanna Have a Catch?

The Papa Can You Rear Me

The Old Man and the Semen

The Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned

The Don’t Wake Daddy

The Father Knows Breast

The Crosby, Stills, Nash and Son

The Bush Dynasty

The Luke-Vader

The My Father, The Hero

The Other Sutherland

The Lick Father, Lick Son

The Snap, Crackle, Here’s Pops


The My Father’s Peeper

The Field of Wet Dreams

The Family Jewels

The Dad to the Bone

The Hop on Pop

The Papa’s Got a Brand New Hag

The Royal Line

The Layin’ King

  • Nico Paris

    awesome song!

  • Chris

    Totally agree!

  • Sarah

    Hey Barney! You blog is awesome and this song is really great!
    Kisses from Spain 😀

  • Robert William

    Maybe we should talk by now…