Okay, not to get all Jerry Seinfeld, but what is the deal with Canadians and donuts? Per capita, Canadians consume more donuts than every Asian country combined. That’s an actual fact. Look it up. Dying to know what the fascination was with these donuts, I sampled a random dozen. Here are my reviews… CHOCOLATE GLAZED…

The splendiferous adventures of fluffernutter and the handsome man in the suit What up, bros and hotties! I recently made a new friend and I wanted to share his story with you: Once upon a time there was an old farmer who lived in an old farmhouse. And next to that old farmhouse was an…

Question: What is a Jinx? A) An awesome name for a stripper and/or American Gladiator. B) A so-called “children’s game” in which two individuals say the same thing at the same time and one calls “Jinx,” the other must remain silent. C) A completely, historically true story about a monk and an emperor from the…

Good little bros and broettes, the holiday season is upon us, and as is the tradition, I thought I’d share some of my favorite holiday classics with you. Here are a couple selections that I like to sing at the holidays, and as always, be sure to pick up a copy of my new Christmas…

As many of you know, my good friends Marshall and Lily recently had a son, Marvin Waitforit Eriksen. While that instantly turns them into two lame-os who can’t stay out past 6pm, at least Lily’s breasts have gotten bigger. Obviously Marvin will turn out okay with his Uncle Barney there to watch over him, ensuring…