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Broman Empire

Kind citizens of the Stinson Republic,

As you know, much of our current Western culture has its roots in classical wisdom, the majority of which can be traced back to the Ancient Broman Empire. For proof, look no further than last weekend’s toga party or those glorious melon-shaped domes on top of our capitol buildings.

In addition, countless Latin phrases (the most significant being “Homines Ante Feminae,” or, Bros Before Hoes) have made their way into contemporary vernacular. For these contributions, and many others, we are forever indebted to our great Broman ancestors. (Especially, Caligula. That dude was dirty. Seriously, rent the movie.) Below are ten other Latin phrases, still in common use today…

QUID PRO BRO

CARPE DOUBLE DIEM

IPSO NO FATSOS

SEMPER THIGH

SEX OFFICIO

E PUBUS UNUM

SEX CETERA

PERSONA NON GRABASS

ANNO DOMINATRIX

DEUS SEX MACHINA

  • Guest

    what do they mean?

  • Bro-fan

    Can you also share the music during the broath? You know the monks singing ‘bro’. That would be awesome, I’m looking for it everywhere!!!

    • Oiksmith

      Just look it up on YOUTUBE

  • Keeppn

    Can you share the music singing BROOO .. it was awesome lol

  • Mes

    Yeah, that song was awesome. I hope it will be available on iTunes or Amazon.

  • Keeppn

    DEUS SEX MACHINA IPSO NO FATSOS lol

  • NakedMan

    BROOOO-O-O-O…
    That was totally awesome. All the bros looking for that theme all over the INTERNET!

  • Broooo share the song pleasee 😐

  • When will be next episode of HIMYM up ?

  • Veni Vidi Veni

    I came, I saw, I came……if you know what i mean….

  • Cigoalie46

    “Bro’s Before Hoes” should be “Fratri Ante Feminae”

  • Me too

  • Daniel

    Barney, you are my favourite actor in the whole world, in my opinion you are awesome in how i met your mother, keep going on and you will be the best star ever!

  • Daniel

    By the way, if you have time you can properly comment on anything about what I wrote;)

  • Ashish sahu

    hay barney bro this ashish another bro from India i started watching how i met your mother three weeks ago i find it so awesome that i completed all six seasons in this three weeks i loved your acting and i became big fan of it
    you are the god of comedy
    you are the
    legend wait for it …………. ary
    legendary actor

  • Akki sparrow

    u changed my whole life !! u cn’t imagine !!..
    thnx
    i think u should be the prime- minister of india ..

  • Eva

    Dear Barney.
    I’ve got really seriously problem. I’m a hot chick, and I accepted challenge to seduce a guy. My problem is that after that our friend told me, that.. that… well, that he’s still virgin, and he’s.. to say it clearly, yokel.
    Can a challenge be moved back? Un challenged? Isn’t it against the Bro Code?
    Loving

  • someone from iran

    I agree
    Write something about iran that Government kill people.

  • chanting bro music………. that was AWESOME!!!

  • tedmosby

    rney those arent even things! those are just phrases you made up