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Recently, I was forced to hang out with a group of Ted’s college students. I decided to make the most of a terrible, terrible situation and use them as a focus group for all the existential questions that Ted and I have debated over the years. I’ve transcribed the questions so that you can play along at home. (SEE ANSWERS BELOW)

Poll #1:
Is macaroni salad really a salad?

Poll#2:
Which is correct: Jacob James Olmos or Edward James Olmos?

Poll#3:
Is David Hasselhoff awesome?

Poll#4:
Rib-eye or bone-in filet?

Poll#5:
Who wants five bucks?

Poll#6:
Is Minka Kelly hot?

Poll#7:
Weekend at Bernie’s or Weekend at Bernie’s 2?

Poll#8:
Verizon or AT&T?

Poll#9:
Beach or pool?

Poll#10:
Paper or plastic?

Poll#11:
Condoms or abstinence?

Poll#12:
(For the ladies) Do you want to sleep with me?

Answers:
1: Yes; 2: Jacob; 3: Obviously; 4: Bone-in (kaboom!); 5: Ted; 6: Yes. I would’ve also accepted “hell yes”; 7: Doesn’t matter, both are spectacular; 8: Don’t care, I’m on burners; 9: Boobs! Sorry, what was the question?; 10: Canvas, you wasteful jerk; 11: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 12: Yes

  • Masturacruz

    Cute :’)

  • Pradnesh

    Neil Patrick Harris, if you were like how you are like “Barney” in real life.

  • Clay

    YES

  • NPH, no insult intended, thank god you’re gay, otherwise we all other straight guys in the world would be in trouble, you rock bro !!

  • Slap Bet Commissioner.

    is it weird that i got EVERY SINGLE answer right? nah, i’m just awesome.

  • SuitDown;)

    OMG I got number 12 right! Soooo… My place? 😉