Bro Dog Accessories

Just doing a little shopping for my new wing-dog, Brover…

THE SUIT
Tim got him in for an emergency suit fitting last week. We decided on a classic for my bro-dog: black, single-breasted, three buttons. (It was four, but he ate one, which I only discovered this morning on our walk. Eww.)

 

THE TAGS
Brover and I are running a new play— the Lost & Found. Brover “runs away” but only gets found by hot chicks. You might be wondering, “what if Brover is found by some 30 year-old uggie?” He sleeps in the doghouse, that’s what happens.

bro-dog-accessories-in-case-of-hotness

 

THE DOGHOUSE
I rented Brover a 2,500 square paw apartment just down the street. It’s a 3 bedroom, 2 fire hydrant loft and features a partial park view so he can gaze out at squirrels while chewing his morning newspaper.

ONE NIGHT STAND BAG
You love ‘em and leave ‘em—why should Brover do any different? This kit includes all of your bro-dog’s one-night stand necessities:
• his and her robes
• massage oil
• pee pads
• heartworm medication
• rawhide chew toy to prevent cuddling and freshen breath
• a fresh change of flea collar for the next morning
• canine space suit disguise in case of stage 5 clinger (Those asteroids won’t stop themselves!)

Barney Stinson Blog spacedog illustration by Spencer Smith

Illustration by Spencer Smith

 

 

 

  • FrenchGuy

    This dog is gonna be LEGEN… wait for it… DARY.

  • margus

    Article 3 : If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

    • Brewski

      but what if The Bro Is The Dog ….

      • Confetti Cake

        I don’t think we’ll ever know the answer to that question…

    • really really awesome dude

      maybe he’s not full grown

  • Guaco

    As Margus said before me, this is a breach of the Bro-code! “Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.” Unless you got an approved Amendment for this, cough up the $250,000 Bro! Or you can chose between Revocation of wingman status or Loss of permanent shotgun status.

  • awesomeness

    The best wingman ever !!

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