3 new motivational posters available

Dear bros, I have some good news…

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There are 3 new motivational posters available in the motivational posters store and you can use this coupon code to get 20% off:

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(can be used for all posters, not only the new ones, but for limited time only)

Barney Stinson motivational poster "Challenge"Barney Stinson motivational poster "Focus"Barney Stinson motivational poster "Discovery"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Interrogation room, sweet interrogation room

Bros, In my prolific life as the ultimate bro, I’ve often found myself stuck inside a place I’d rather not be. (And I’m not talking about that Persian lady. You know who you are, K. Kardashian.) I’m talking about interrogation rooms. If you’re ever being held in a backroom, ask them to point to the…

The great Barndini

POOF! The Great Barndini returns! Today, as always, I’m here to educate you in the field of chick-pickuppery. But this time I’ve got a little something up my sleeve. Well, it’s not that little. It’s actually a decent size. I mean, it’s not gonna win any contests, but it’s not like you need a microsco–…

Come work for Goliath National Bank

 

Barney’s Mail Sack

Dear Barney, I’m a really boring person. Most of my nights are spent dusting my antique camera collection and wondering when I’ll meet the future mother of my children. You, on the other hand, have legendary nights every night. How do you do it? Smed Tosbey Dear Smed, It’s simple. I am more awesome than…

Patent pending

  Barney Stinson Fortress of Barnitude Awesomeville, USA 696969 United States Patent and Trademark Office ATTN: Commissioner for Patents P.O. Box 1450 Alexandria, VA 22313-1450 Dear Sir or Madam… actually, just Sir. If you’re a madam, just pass this over to a sir. Thanks, lady. Six years ago I applied for patents on two inventions….

Broman Empire

Kind citizens of the Stinson Republic, As you know, much of our current Western culture has its roots in classical wisdom, the majority of which can be traced back to the Ancient Broman Empire. For proof, look no further than last weekend’s toga party or those glorious melon-shaped domes on top of our capitol buildings….

A rose by any other name

Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly, we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no interest in mathematics… which is kind of okay because let’s face it, math blows. Of more concern, however, is a general…

The sex tape conundrum

True fact: Every single person in the world will make a sex tape once in their life. Which brings up a question of bro-to-bro etiquette: Do you watch another bro’s sex tape? I recently struggled mightily with this issue myself. So that no bro must suffer what I suffered, I with the help of some…

EPS

  Blogees, As I’ve always said: It’s important to raise awareness about certain diseases. Sometimes, people can’t raise support on their own and sometimes they raise just a little too much. I’m talking, or course, about Enormous Penis Syndrome. EPS, also known as “Elephant’s Disease,” or “Phallumegaly,” is reported over 150 million times a year….

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3 new motivational posters available

Interrogation room, sweet interrogation room

The great Barndini

Come work for Goliath National Bank

Barney’s Mail Sack

Patent pending

Broman Empire

A rose by any other name

The sex tape conundrum

EPS

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