The awesome rules

If you’ve been reading this blog for the last nine years, which you have, then you’re familiar with some of the universal rules I’ve selflessly shared, like, “If she’s over thirty she better get dirty,” “Stealing hotel shampoo...

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Holiday Ins

The holidays often bring about strong feelings in people: nostalgia, thankfulness, and, of course, horniness.  That means for gents and ladies on the prowl, you don’t necessarily need to bring your A-game.  In fact, the holidays...

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Blogging under influence

Guyss, I’m not gonna lie. I’ve been doing a liiiiiiittle drinking tonightt. Reel nice single malt with a nose of acorns and AFTERTaste of homey… mmm. Anywaze, I thought I’d finally reveal the ten keys to aweseomenessessity. Oh...

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Slap Judgment

Dear Esteemed Members of the Fifth Circuit Court of Slappeals, I am writing, once again, to formally protest the decision-making and overall incompetence of the current Slap Bet Commissioner, Lily Aldrin. For someone who is...

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